Heh. One of these days, I'll have to explain the Tofu Dance. (Check out the comments from the previous entry. Those of you who know me from Wayside Theatre will understand.)
Today we had a 4-hour understudy rehearsal (before the evening show). The first two hours was dance, and thanks to Noah, the dance captain, for his patience. The next two hours was also fairly physical. That, plus the evening show, plus not quite enough sleep, plus a good workout the day before . . . and I'm tired.
But here's some important info that must be passed along before I collapse: apparently there's a mathematical formula to evaluate the quality of a female bottom. According to David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan U., "The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin," and, ' "Slender thighs and a hip-to-waist ratio of 0.7 will frame the perfect bum, well perfectly." ' This article is a must-read for those with and/or interested in the female posterior:
[Note: the weblink for this has been removed because it was messing up my blogpage.]
Unfortunately, for those with and/or interested in the male posterior, you're out of luck. And that's a shame, because Jen thinks I'd score well.
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